mollyjames:

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

sixxxer:

i love you vampire themed media i love you metaphor for queerness i love you blood aesthetic i love you gothic architecture i love you coffin beds i love you cross necklaces i love you canine teeth i love you intimacy hidden in violence i love you vampires

blessyouhawkeye:

matt berry will read an otherwise unassuming line and go is anyone going to add triple the amount of syllables to this and not wait for an answer

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. “marry” your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

#get married to further the joke#your commitment is not to each other but rather to the bit

06ari-ari:

a bit of school au

a-vegemite-addict-from-australia:

noblepeasant:

shameless-shaman-main:

strengthins0lidarity:

zarosianzealot:

Sex work is real work and if you disagree, leave.

Y’all really out here getting cucked huh

Dude, he’s fucking the girl you jack off to. That’s the exact opposite of being cucked.

If you don’t think sex work is real work then kindly get the fuck off my blog

cursedtrekedits:

spocksjuul:

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

goofballproximitysurveyor:

scissorsisters:

I love having interests that I would never ever recommend to any of my friends ever

communistkenobi:

cats have such a beautiful relationship to space. I’ve never seen an animal so small able to take up half the length of a couch simply by sitting in the least efficient spot possible